“When people ask me, ‘how do you become successful in this business?’ i just tell them that you can’t own anything or make any money for 10 years. and after that, your friends will probably give you a job. i mean, it’s hard out there. it’s hard out there for a pimp. when he’s trying to make money. for the rent. i would also like to be a pimp. i forgot to mention that.”

(Source: amypoehler, via krissycupcake)